Priapus 1

Zeus has had enough of man's inhumanity to man and decided that humanity has had a good run, but it’s time to end things. Of course, it’d be downright hypocritical to deliver his divine wrath by the same violent means he despises the human race for. He has something more humane in mind: Prevent them from reproducing by turning all the men of the species gay! And there’s no better man for the job than Priapus, the fertility god with a package that’ll make anyone a believer!