The Hero of the World Has Zero Experience!?

Newbie adventurer Herbert is bored to death of the early-game grind and wishes he could take on some real beasties already. He should have been careful what he wished for, as he ends up ambushed by a boss monster after slipping into a cave to test out some–ahem–creative uses for slimes. Now, he struggles to escape with his life and dignity intact… but even if he does, certain tastes of his are guaranteed to never be the same.