My Hunky Underclassman Wants to Change

Frustrated that he’ll be single forever, a younger year goes to his upperclassman and asks for tips and a makeover for help with meeting girls. They end up getting too lit to make it home, so they crash the night together. When the upperclassman wakes up in the middle of the night, and sees his friend’s phat cut of meat, it’s not a person that’s about to get a makeover…